GREG GUTFELD: Democrats deserve to lose a lot

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Happy monday to everyone. I can’t wait for these midterms to be over. So, I can start destroying democracy. You know, that’s been a dream of mine ever since I got zero votes for prom queen.

But don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. I CCed them, even to you guys watching me on a TV at Best Buy. We will all meet right after the election at the city dump. You know where Kilmeade gets her furniture. By the way, Brian said we could use his old hairpieces for Molotov cocktails. Those things are more flammable than baby pajamas.

Yes. But why not embrace the Democratic forecasts? The end of democracy, which begins with the vote, a fundamental element of democracy. It’s like saying that pizza is going to disappear the moment you start making dough. It’s great. First, they hate the Electoral College. Now they also hate simple majorities. Next, they’ll call “America’s Got Talent” an insurrection.

That means the Conservatives’ adherence to the Constitution we are only voting to destroy the Constitution. It makes absolutely no sense at all. It’s like adding a 28th Amendment that says “none of the above.” It’s as incoherent as a Biden speech after his daily COVID injection. But that’s our plan, according to the crazy clown. I mean, gang. That was a mistake. A mistake.


Destroy democracy. Okay, then I’m in. The first thing I want to do is disenfranchise all Democrats. We can start with the dead and turn them over to the Republicans. That’s how it is. A Republican gets two votes, a Democrat gets none unlike in 2020 when it was the other way around. I am right? Can I say that? Of course she was joking.

Because, like Jim Cramer’s market outlook, nothing the Democrats predict comes to pass. If AOC really thought the world would end in 2032, he wouldn’t be spending his last days flirting with Elon Musk. And they are realizing that the American public has realized this, that this election is a battle between the real and the imaginary. The left thinks they’re fighting fascism, and if you don’t agree, they’ll burn your house down and punch you in the face. And if you want more police to help prevent crimes against minorities, well, then what are you? A fan on fire?

The voting public has realized that the Democrats are focused on ****. Trump and Putin are lovers. A wrong pronoun is violence. Democracy is in danger. White supremacy abounds. And tweens crave gender affirmation. It’s as far as you can get from the kitchen table without a space shuttle.

Democrats became obsessed with identity, but they didn’t realize that no one wants to identify as a guy who paid six bucks for gas, or a family eating Cheetos for Thanksgiving, or a man who was pushed in front of a train. The Democrats took extreme positions, cried out by a sad minority of damaged people. They let the awakening lead them down a blind alley and now they’re stuck like Whoopi Goldberg trapped in a corner booth at Arby’s. We have all been there.


They let the drunkest person at the party give them a ride home and they snuck into the party so badly that not even the jaws of life could get them out. Meanwhile, Republicans are focusing on the issues voters care about: crime, inflation, the border, which Democrats say is as imaginary as James Corden’s fan base. So it’s a panic mode. Joy Reid says that inflation was invented. Joy Behar says crime is down. And Sunny Hostin, she said this.


SUNNY HOSTIN: I read a poll yesterday that suburban Republican white women are now going to vote Republican. It’s almost like the cockroaches vote for Raid.

They should have partially named her Sunny with a 90% chance of being stupid. But maybe it brings out the vermin vote. Maybe it will bring out the vermin vote or at least women who identify as bugs. Kat. I guess that’s a step up from being called Nazis. After all, cockroaches are exterminated. They don’t do the extermination.

Bottom line: crime and inflation are not made up. Inflation, looting, theft, violence. It’s too real. However, the only strategy for the Democrats is to deny everything. And they expect it to work. They are crime deniers, inflation deniers, reality deniers. Democrats can literally be hit with hammers and still deny that crime is a problem, showing that they need reality like they need a hole in the head. And so they live in their own world where it’s easy to look down on yours, which means they deserve to lose a lot. And that’s not just my imagination.

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